1) Write up study plan
2) Adjust study plan to account for day spent sleeping and catching up on new episodes of all TV series ever aired (Anyone remember The Pretender?)
3) Repeat steps 1&2 multiple times
4) Write some words
5) Start from step 1
Apparently it is not unusual to write entire theses in a couple of days. I'm not sure it can be done with so little willpower to draw on though.